Fabulous. Sad. Tragic.

incorrectservamp: “Remember that all sentences must have a noun, a verb, and the phrase ‘foolish...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 06:44:20 +0100

incorrectservamp:

“Remember that all sentences must have a noun, a verb, and the phrase ‘foolish mortals.’”

— Hugh

cheerkitty1410:Naturally

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 22:27:09 +0100

cheerkitty1410:

Naturally

ablogthingy: monteswisha: A bird in the hand is worth a...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:12:50 +0100

ablogthingy:

monteswisha:

A bird in the hand is worth a thousand words

you WILL love me human

Tips for Overcoming Fear and Anxiety

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:09:17 +0100

onlinecounsellingcollege:

1. Start small, and take the first step. You are on a journey. This is just the beginning. You only have to start.
2. Have faith in yourself. At least you’re brave enough “to try”. If you’re patient and keep trying you will get there in the end.
3. Make a list of all your fears so they’re not formless and vague. It is easier to fight them if you know what you are fighting!
4. Accept that life is often hard, and fear is natural and normal. Every person who succeeds will have to face and deal with fear.
5. Remind yourself of your successes and the ways in which you’ve changed. You have triumphed and succeeded over obstacles before.
6. Remind yourself of those who love you and believe in you. They know that you can do it – so derive some strength from them.
7. Imagine how you’ll look and how you’ll feel when you’ve succeed. It is WORTH making the effort. Don’t give up: you’ll reach your goal!

marauderlester: My Moodboard : “Its like loving the stars...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:35:47 +0100

marauderlester:

My Moodboard :

“Its like loving the stars themselves.You don’t expect a sunset to admire you back.”

swatato: The Trick™

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 07:50:33 +0100

swatato:

The Trick™

paper-boats-floats: there are two types of people

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:54:47 +0100

paper-boats-floats:

there are two types of people

trans-trendy: trans-trendy: cbthemanesix: nickelodeonhistory:...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:39:25 +0100

trans-trendy:

trans-trendy:

cbthemanesix:

nickelodeonhistory:

1998 nickelodeon trade ad

It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.

Here’s a template

funkyflakes:Imagine your otp

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:32:41 +0100

funkyflakes:

Imagine your otp

b-lyn:kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today....

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:32:09 +0100

b-lyn:

kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going

thorinobsessed: artykyn: prideling: gunvolt: im going to have...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 15:21:59 +0100

thorinobsessed:

artykyn:

prideling:

gunvolt:

im going to have a stroke

Instead try…

Person A: You know… the thing
Person B: The “thing”?
Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.
Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”
Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.
Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.
Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.
Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.
Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”
Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”

Imagine people who speaks more than three or four languages… (still laughing at como se lláma esta mierda)

thorinobsessed: artykyn: prideling: gunvolt: im going to have...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 15:21:01 +0100

thorinobsessed:

artykyn:

prideling:

gunvolt:

im going to have a stroke

Instead try…

Person A: You know… the thing
Person B: The “thing”?
Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.
Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”
Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.
Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.
Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.
Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.
Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”
Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”

Imagine people who speaks more than three or four languages… (still laughing at como se lláma esta mierda)

i havent actually been able to find a way to watch it...but sherlock from miss sherlock is making my lesbian self SWEAT

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 12:15:29 +0100

oh boy… you are not prepared for the majesty that is yuko takeuchi in motion… her heels…. her shirts….. her turtlenecks……..

and as i always want to provide for thirsty lesbians and help them thrive, here are the episode links!:

Episode 1 The First Case

Episode 2 Sachiko’s Mustache

Episode 3 Lily of the Valley

Episode 4 The Wakasugi Family Curse

Episode 5 The Missing Bride

Episode 6 Stella Maris

Episode 7 Stolen Virus

Episode 8 The Dock

brandlitic: Which habits are you adopting in 2018? Comment...

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 13:23:28 +0100

brandlitic:

Which habits are you adopting in 2018? Comment below!

angel-ainur:I didn’t even want to post this lmao sorry

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 15:27:48 +0100

angel-ainur:

I didn’t even want to post this lmao sorry

incorrecthanniballecterquotes: „This one says Die Pig. And worst of all, they didn’t put the comma...

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 13:18:38 +0100

incorrecthanniballecterquotes:

„This one says Die Pig. And worst of all, they didn’t put the comma between die and pig.“
- Hannibal going through his mail in The BSHCI in season 3.

heisjohnlocked: Things John does that amaze Sherlock - John can peel an orange in one long strip...

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 07:06:19 +0100

heisjohnlocked:

Things John does that amaze Sherlock

- John can peel an orange in one long strip within an average 20 seconds

- One time Sherlock woke up at 4:00am from a long, post-case nap to the sound of John on the phone, talking loudly in Pashto and laughing.

- Sherlock is not sure what John said, but the Met dispatcher who used to glare ice picks at him now waves and says “How are you holding up, dearie?” every time he walks in.

- John can name any actor on television within 1.3 seconds, even just by voice or a partial view of the face.

- John can make any room feel comfortable. They were once trapped in a locked vault for the night, and despite his annoyance and fear, John had balled their coats into a little sitting area, hung his vest over the glaring emergency light, and coaxed Sherlock into a four-hour deduction game.

- John can distract Mrs. Hudson for a truly remarkable length of time, long enough to dispose of a lab pig properly even.

- John can crack his left ankle indefinitely.

- John can carry on a full conversation while sleeping. Almost got him to confess where the cigarettes were stowed.

- John can sleep anywhere. He says he learned it in the army but after their night in the vault Sherlock now knows it began much earlier when John had to work nights during the school year to keep Harry fed.

- John can go from furious to laughing if you know the right keyword.

- John can look across a busy crime scene, catch Sherlock’s eye, and answer whatever need he finds there. Lestrade has given up trying to figure out how.

- John knows which nights to stay up a bit later, to keep the telly on at a dull murmur, to make meaningless comments and human noises as Sherlock sits like stone a few feet away.

- John can’t summon taxis or figure out the quickest route between two opposite sides of London, but he can make the tube rattle a little quieter and the streets feel a little warmer.

- John stays. Despite all logic and after everything that has happened, everything that Sherlock has done, he stays.

spacecil: tswatch: Something I’ve talked about before and find...

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 23:05:33 +0100

spacecil:

tswatch:

Something I’ve talked about before and find super helpful! Finally in a visual!

This literally changed my life you guys don’t understand every time I almost relapse I think of this and I stop I’m two weeks clean because of this post I love everyone who reblogged this thank you all so much

Photo

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 14:00:28 +0100

kerosene:We’re all just ex-emo kids tryin to make it in this post-emo world

Thu, 07 Jun 2018 22:16:20 +0100

kerosene:

We’re all just ex-emo kids tryin to make it in this post-emo world